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Name: Hans Moleman
Sex: Male
Age: 31 (alcohol ruined my life)
Residence: Springfield Retirement castle, Springfield, USA
Occupatin: Truck driver, Janitor, Hot dog vendor, Adult education teacher, Solar energy promoter, Radio show host, Jail libraian, Short film producer, Security guard
Features: Dark yellow skin, feels like a peanut, blind, short, big circular glasses.
Hans has died at least 8 times.
Hans Mole man quotes!
-Mom, Dad, I missed you.
-Cowabunga, dudes!
-If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
-Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun
-We paid for blood!
-I was saying Boourns.
-Oh, no. My brains.
-Shh! Some people are trying to watch the movie.
-P-p-please h-hurry...
-Do you have anything by Robert Lludlum?
-Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?
-Help me.
-Hello, my name is Hans and drinking has ruined my life, I'm only 31 years old.
-Please drive off me. 
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